He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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