i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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