Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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