I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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