WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
