how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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