I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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