This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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