im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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