are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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