Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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