No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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