forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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