So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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