I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's not a walk of shame if you run
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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