So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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