This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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