even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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