Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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