So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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