Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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