dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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