im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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