i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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