Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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