You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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