from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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