the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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