Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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