Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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