He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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