Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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