smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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