She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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