I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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