Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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