Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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