Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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