FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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