Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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