I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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