at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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