their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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