this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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