so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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