I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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