You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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