Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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