Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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