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• (512): View more from Texas

  why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.

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  And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  & he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag

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