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1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night

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2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street

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3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call

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So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you

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(586): 1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night (586): 2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street (586): 3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call (586): So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you http://tfl.nu/crcb

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(810): View more from Michigan

Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf

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(810): Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf http://tfl.nu/xleg

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(972): View more from Texas

If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.

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(972): If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works. http://tfl.nu/grey

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it

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(401): My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it http://tfl.nu/ym1h

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(404): View more from Georgia

where are you?

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sonic

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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.

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(404): where are you? (1-404): sonic (404): Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs. http://tfl.nu/pjgu

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(250): View more from British Columbia

My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances

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(250): My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances http://tfl.nu/ihp8

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(636): View more from Missouri

If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies

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(636): If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies http://tfl.nu/2ary

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.

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(519): I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI. http://tfl.nu/5z2o

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(513): View more from Ohio

Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere

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You say this every welcome week, bro.

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(513): Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere (480): You say this every welcome week, bro. http://tfl.nu/zrmk

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(406): View more from Montana

I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.

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You're so romantic.

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(406): I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you. (1-406): You're so romantic. http://tfl.nu/mrz2

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(317): View more from Indiana

Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol

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(317): Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol http://tfl.nu/rsq8

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(406): View more from Montana

its 2pm. u awake yet?

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ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.

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(406): its 2pm. u awake yet? (1-406): ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face. http://tfl.nu/0qbj

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..

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(843): It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone.. http://tfl.nu/vld6

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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(

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I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars

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Or a taco

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(978): I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :( (1-978): I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars (978): Or a taco http://tfl.nu/jd6f

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(+61): View more from Australia

Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.

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(+61): Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things. http://tfl.nu/ocj8

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