i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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