I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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