i permit you to call me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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