I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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