Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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