would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
